THE LOWDOWN — THE FULL HISTORY
GOALS
Alan Shearer's 260 Premier League goals; Harry Kane's 213 for Spurs, the most for one club; Erling Haaland's 36 in a season, in his debut season; Kane's 39 in calendar year 2017; Jamie Vardy scoring in 11 straight games.
SERVICE AND KEEPERS
James Milner's 658 appearances over 24 seasons; Ryan Giggs' 162 assists; Bruno Fernandes' new record of 21 assists in 2025-26; Brad Friedel's 310 consecutive appearances. Petr Čech's 202 clean sheets, and 24 in one season; Edwin van der Sar's 14 straight without conceding; David James' 13 penalty saves.
LIGHTNING AND CRAFT
Sergio Agüero's 12 hat-tricks; Sadio Mané's hat-trick in 2:56; Shane Long's goal in 7.69 seconds; Peter Crouch's 53 headers; Frank Lampard's 41 from outside the box; David Beckham's 18 free-kicks; Kane and Son's 47 combination goals.
AGE AND HONOURS
Max Dowman became the youngest scorer at 16 years 73 days in March 2026. Ethan Nwaneri is the youngest player, John Burridge the oldest, and Giggs holds 13 winners' medals. All 30 numbers come from the official Premier League record book.
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